What the aforementioned statistics fail to capture is that work over the last few decades has become decidedly less worky.

The team's form has been poor this year.

[…] hypocrisy will at length be unmasked, their glozings will be in time discovered […]

And who said the one-handed guy couldn't be self-sufficient? Certainly not his physical therapist, Gus, who led him to believe he'd be as good as new with a spaceage prosthesis and a crapload of physical and occupational therapy.