I just figured, a two-girl call and you'd have to lez out for them.

There were several loud hiccups from the back of the room, and the class erupted in laughter.

For forty years or more or less, / I’ve struggled to achieve success / And fill my ever-empty purse / By writing semifunny verse, / To advertise my unknown name / And niche it in the hall of fame.

Irwin's friend Chris White reflected on a friendship that began in 1975. . . . Full of beans, full of life, gung-ho, fearless, tenacious at anything he attempted.