I loved the game, I loved all these wonderful characters that my friends and I had created, I loved the egoboost I got from my players after an especially exciting session … but I loved having a house to live in, too, which meant I had to keep making those pesky mortgage payments.

Everyone's a superhero. Everyone's a Captain Kirk.

So here I went the first time into a naked bed, only my drawers on; and did sleep pretty well: but still both sleeping and waking had a fear of fire in my heart, that I took little rest.

Smith, clue Jones in on what's been happening.