The dirty secret of the internet is that all this distraction and interruption is immensely profitable. Web companies like to boast about creating compelling content, or offering services that let you stay up to date with what your friends are doing,[…]and so on. But the real way to build a successful online business is to be better than your rivals at undermining people's control of their own attention.

I turned her over and used the grease from the fried chicken bones lying on the plate to oil up her ass. But it slid right in just the same. She'd been buggered so many times she could open her rectum up like her own mouth when she relaxed her asshole.

While all the patent filings mention the need for safety features, the manipulation of giant marionettes and droves of flying screens or flixels in close proximity to huge crowds of families seems like exactly the kind of use that might raise concerns from regulators.

The cuttings are starting to root.