How do these facts tend to affiliate the faculty of hearing upon the aboriginal vegetative processes?

[…] already in Scotland it is a barbarism transplanted from the filthy vocabulary of attorneys, locally called writers; secondly, because in England it is not even intelligible, and, what is worse still, sure to be misintelligible.

I think the duty agent is that nimnod Mel Schmidt.

No Crambo, no Acrostic fine, / Great letters lacing down each line; / No ſtrange Conundrum, no invention / Beyond the reach of comprehenſion, / … / Shall ſtrive to pleaſe you, at th' expence / Of ſimple taſte, and common ſenſe.