After Bohlan's home security system recorded a porch pirate stealing packages from his doorstep, he reported the theft to the police department...and volunteered his own doorstep as a place where police could leave bait packages to catch porch pirates.

“Is your head cold, Mr. Wade?” With a sheepish look, Clete swept his hat off.

Joking apart, what do you think?

The enfranchised yeomanry began to feel an instinct for dominion.