I remember in 1997 the BBC gave the Green Party five minutes to say whatever it wanted (within reason) and it chose to fill its slot with images of its activists on a battle bus, whizzing into a petrol station, leaping out and hurling abuse at people for filling their tanks.

The Board did not trust outside information about their rivals.

...one a three-pointer, the other a seven-pointer, and the one still lying down, a spike.

And have such pleasant walks into the woods / A-mornings.