Since 1 part in 100,000 would imply that one could put a Shuttle up each day for 300 years expecting to lose only one, we could properly ask What is the cause of management's fantastic faith in the machinery?

I wanna go home!

I decided to take my favorite”elfisms” from the movie and turn them into printable cards for all you Elf on the Shelf lovers.

His red hair and freckled face lent him a casually geeksome appearance, meaning Henrietta didn't feel threatened.