His parents flipped their lids when the two lovebugs got hitched. Jonnie couldn't stand the fact that her beautiful young son, gone so long over seas, had now tangled up with an older woman, and even worse, an older divorced woman […]

I think you mean this clbuttic post: > http://osteele.com/archives/2004/11/ides

The bulk of Mankind have not leisure for Learning and Logick, and superfine distinctions of the Schools.

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