The sensitive subject was treated with humour, but in such way that no one was offended.

Thou hast lovely eyes!

Despite this slight delay, a bad slowing at Borrowash for an overline bridge under construction, and signals outside Derby, we arrived there on time by the public book, though 1¾ min. late by the working book.

When he arrived at work that morning, it was to face an angry Web development team whose beautiful and elegantly designed index page had been replaced with the crude legend, "Y0U H4\/E B33N 0WN3D BY AG3NT D3L3T3! l@m3 security, d00d.