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The Lie: “I was only out drinking with my best friend, Betty.” / Translation: “I bought my best friend, Betty, drinks while I was on my needs in the back room.” […] / Response: Your patented bitch slap. After all, how fucking stupid does he think you are?

edible-podded peas

This is done by breaking down each set of permissions (user, group, and other) to represent an octet.