Porn didn't revolutionize our pubic hair overnight […] but the general gist is that the vast majority of porn performers in film and magazines had full bushes until Hustler magazine printed a bald vulva, a so-called ‘pink shot’, in 1974.

... an afternoon sitting on the street with moose knuckle mooseknuckle the showing of testicles and cock through the crothch of tight pants ...

Awed with these words, in camps they still abide, / And wait with longing looks their promised guide.

Townsend was five hundred miles from his base, outnumbered, cumbered with sick and wounded. He faced disaster.