In terms of the best two-handed, versatile damage dealers, the Vlandian Voulgier and the Sturgian Ulfhednar are perhaps the best options. The Vlandian Voulgier is so powerful because they each come with a polearm to counter cavalry […] On the other hand, the Sturgian Ulfhednar has superior base damage output, athletics, and throwing skill, with 150 two-handed and athletics skill level compared with the Voulgier 130, and 130 throwing compared with 80 for the Voulgier.

Eid Mubarak to all my muslim moots out there

Straying from classical music, there is Steve Mann's hydraulophone (which, even if not quite a match for a Silbermann organ, is great fun on a summer day): […]

Our good Annie would cook for you; and you should have the hot new milk, and the pope's eye from the mutton; and every foot of you would become a yard in about a fortnight.