Viruses are the smallest and most simplified forms of life.

They want to protect their message and brand—in particular from those who might go online in Al Qaeda's name and write or propose things that are counter-Koranic or non-Halal [not acceptable].

Beneath the indolent sprawl of the Imperial Palace lay the holding cells, the interrogation rooms, the laboratoriums, all the varied instruments essential to the Empire.

Remember the wall to wall wankettes in navy blue pullovers, collars turned up, frosted hair and button earings who went to the same school that mummy did, and married a wanker who went to the same school daddy did, And who have never lived more than a mile from the house they were bought up in?