Heaven doubtless has infatuated these Infidels, and given them up to dote on the grossest Absurdities; other wise they could never swallow such open and notorious Impositions […]

Paradise, so late their happy seat, / Waved over by that flaming brand.

Men that I knew around Wapatomac didn't wear high, shiny plug hats, nor yeller spring overcoats, nor carry canes with ivory heads as big as a catboat's anchor, as you might say.

The FBI has already started an investigation into any U.S.-based shenaniganry from the Rupert Murdoch-owned media company.