Not to mention how does a woman hold up the massive weight of her F.U.P.A. (fat upper pussy area) long enough for her mate to reach orgasm before her and his portly arms tire.

Wayne: “The financial situation is so depressing I think we’re headed for total economic collapse.” Kevin: “Da arse is gone right out of ‘er.”

Then came I crying, and to-day, / With heavier cause to plain, / Depart I into death away, / Not to be born again.

The small scratch meant that his copy of “X-Men #2” was merely fine when it otherwise would have been “near mint”.