But even the Caliphization of carbs has not been enough for the likes of that careful driver Lord 'The Jews Did It' Ahmed, who worked himself into a right old froth in 2012 ...

That Iankin clerk, and my gossib dame Alis, / And I my-self, in-to the feldes wente.

He set about designing his homepage.

His people insist that he is precisely what he seems: a citizen politician who sees through all the bureaucratic bomfoggery to the simple truth and the practical solution.