He's really mothertruckin' lucky, and he knows it.

People like to go to LAN parties because graphically intensive games play better over a LAN than over the Internet[…]

Get his morphine intravenous started stat!

After eight hours of intense viewing, o-o-hing, and scribbling down plant names and ideas, a spent group of participants returned to our cars, goodnighted, and went our separate ways.