As per his IGN interview, LMSH took 242 tries to beat Malenia on his own. After this, he just decided that no other player has to suffer the same fate he did. What an absolute GigaChad.

Don't that beat all? A grown thirty-year-old with the measles!

After two weeks of bickering, they finally resolved their differences.

Instruct my daughter how she shall persever, That time and place with this deceit so lawful May prove coherent.