WE GET OFF the train in the town of Zhongwei in the largely Muslim Ningxia autonomous region.

A seminaked schoolgirl with a biscuit-sized fucksore on the base of her spine, that turns out, wonderfully, to be a tattoo of a ribbon or a bow—'Gift wrapped,' yells Bunny. 'Can you believe it?

The baby cried the whole night through.

We need all our operatives to insure the success of my plan to beard this Claus in his den...