During my lengthy aerobic strolls (which more or less served as a tool of meditation), that thought about “college” became a persistent nag.

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Inappropriate behavior then erupts from the agers involved, disturbing everyone around, including the agers themselves, who often do not understand what is happening and struggle excessively to maintain rigid control of old perceptions and self images.