And if you want to go the whole route, a videodisc machine is certainly a welcome addition to any entertainment center.

Fifteen hundred men […] barded and richly trapped.

There is a Lady in Verona heere Whom I affect: but she is nice, and coy, And naught esteemes my aged eloquence.

Fancy the secret meetings between the perjuring husband and wife, the denials of having seen each other, the clambering in at bedroom windows, and the hiding in closets!