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The postventricular atrial refractory period (PVARP), for example, becomes the postatrial ventricular refractory period, ventricular sensing becomes atrial sensing, and the maximum tracking rate serves as a reference rate in defining input requirements for the maximum length of the adjustable AV delay.

the spirits beneath, whom I seduced / with other promises and other vaunts

We took ouah name from ouah ownah, and we lived in a cabin way back of the big house, me and mah pappy and mammy and two brothahs..