You shall never divest me of my right to free speech.

He tried to jew me out of my money.

If you can achieve that delicious state of meltingness, you are well on your way to relieving your system of stress.

Pires, a three-time Cup winner with Arsenal who scored the Gunners' winner against Southampton in the 2003 final, has been a largely peripheral figure at Villa Park since joining in November - but the 37-year-old rolled back the years with a fine finish from Delfouneso's knockdown.