In the early twelfth century its heiress married an obscure knight called Guillem Ramón (1090-1173), who rose to be ‘Great Seneschal’ at the comtal court.

A tumtum and a hermaphrodite should not dress like a woman, but neither should they cut the hair on their head like a man.

Ah, um, only the undresser is allowed to touch the undressee.

He was a snide lawyer.