Here are y’all’s tickets for the show tonight.

Although much of Chilean theater revolves around the besequined, tassel-toting showgirls that star in so-called comedias musicales, […]

Oh come on! Saying you can't make a tricolor deck without multilands was bad enough, but now you're saying you can't even make a reliable duocolor deck? Just how bad are you at deck construction?

That’s not to mention the little Nazi flags with pretzels in lieu of swastikas that were handed out to everybody in the audience (including a troop of dirndled transvestites who waved them around like lost cheerleaders).