As the years passed, the Moais and Ahus became larger and larger, many with red scoria top crowns weighing as much as ten tons.

When the smoke cleared, two more hogs and a Weatherby brow had been added to the day's tally.

… it may vacate a street where the original Owner has merely platted his land to conform to streets already located and established by the municipality, where no lot has been sold by such owner prior to such vacation.

But weddings are stressful, and it makes sense to take a day or two after saying “I do” to relax and make mad, passionate love (read: sleep in and watch TV). So consider a minimoon: a quick two-night getaway close to home.