This is what the magnanimous National Liberal Federation have said in effect to the House of Lords, and what, it should seem, they innocently regard as likely to impress the Gladstonian groundling.

I'm terribly sorry, Master Luke, apologized the droid.

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That worries the government, which fears that environmental activism could become the foundation for more general political opposition.