'Never decide Pattern A just looks cooler than Pattern B. The Marine Corps call that a CDI factor – chicks dig it,' said Timothy O'Neill, a former professor of engineering psychology at West Point who has spent 37 years concocting and analyzing the latest in military camouflage

The car wheels threw up a shower of stones.

“Where's tha going now – all dressed up like a dog's dinner – our Mary?” her father chuntered from behind his newspaper.

A degree is a prerequisite for entry into this profession.