Rather than sleeping the sleep of a very drunk man, I sleep the unsleep of a wizzed out partygoer after a couple of gees too many in the company of Uncle Charles.

The fourth Intermean after the fourth Act

I had observed that our landlord wore, on that memorable morning, a pair of bran new velveteens instead of his ancient thicksets.

Not by the force of carnal reason, / But indefatigable teasing.