On Friday, the Thai police said he was under arrest and charged as a pedophile after computer experts had unswirled the digitally altered face in a virtuoso act of electronic decoding.

An unhappy customer is unlikely to return to your shop.

Indeed they did all they could to avoid it, coyly hiding their identities behind initials, asterisks, and anons

Proceed to nearest canteen and there annex liquor stores. March! Tramp, tramp, tramp the boys are […] parching.