“Cut that joshing out,” she said, coolly and briskly. “Who do you think you are talking to? Your check, please. Oh, Lordy!—”

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The click-click-click of strappy stilettos has given way to the clomp-clomp-clomp of platforms and wedges on the Milan catwalk.

She lies, steals and sleeps around, gleefully spreading malicious rumours wherever she goes. I like strong, conniving women with wicked tongues, Roos explains.