The resurrections of Mothra, the giant butterfly in Japanese kaiju movies, are treated as colourful religious events, glitter falling upon fat children as the fluffy-faced behemoth dries its wings.

We have always been conscientiously attached to what is called the Tory, and which might with more propriety be called the Conservative, party.

She wore gauchos and boots and a gypsy blouse and a vest.

Grease up the cookie sheet, 'cause I hate when my balls stick. Then preheat the oven to threefifty. And give that spoon a lick.