Roommate Brian Penderman, 26, announced Monday morning that he hopes the loud bumping, grinding, and moaning of the five-hour-long fuckfest he had with his girlfriend did not in any way prevent you from sleeping last night.

And lo, where rapt in beauty's heavenly dream Hoar Plato walks his olived Academe.

The old horse and cart trundles along the path.

The German 'ä' is really an 'a' with an ümlaut, while the Swedish 'ä' is a separate letter closely related to the Danish letter 'æ' (which incidentally is not the same as the 'ae' ligature).