I found the Tube trains morbidly fascinating, I had a simpler enthusiasm for the escalators. Everyone likes going on escalators as far as I know. It feels like a free ride, and the longer they are, the better. The only escalator in York was at Marks & Spencer's, and people would hesitate for ages before getting on, apparently waiting for the right stair to come rolling along, whereas Londoners would step on while reading a newspaper.

The dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

I got no sensation down there, so I don't know when I'm hard, I don't know when I cum. My wife's gotta tell me.

That man is so fine that I'd jump into his pants without a moment's hesitation.