Jorts are confusing. Do you want to wear jeans or shorts? Our guess is that what you're really saying is that you'd like to wear a longish, slouchy pair of shorts and not look too buttoned-up.

A country cannot disinformation its way out of fallen soldiers.

"I would have written to him, but a few words from you will go further than all the apologetical sesquipedalities I could muster on the occasion.

The traffic is a cunt, as every cowson-foreign-bastard doubts his rainstreaked, wiper-smeared view and slows to a useless crawl.