Donkeypunch her and send her home on the bus.

Stop obsessing over it, will you!

And in Usonia's mighty Lan'— / What almost seems beyond belief— / An offshoot of the Irvine clan / Is honor'd as the nation's chief! We of the United States, in justice to Canadians and Mexicans, have no right to use the title Americans when referring to matters pertaining exclusively to ourselves. […] [I] have been inclined to give my vote to the writer that first suggested Usona, which is formed from the initials of United States of North America. The assonance of Usonans, however, has always been distasteful, […] A much more euphonious word is Usonia, and as it represents in a similar way the United States of Northern Independent America […] a dignified name to designate our land, our people and our nation—Usonia, Usonian and Usonians sounding equally well. It has also to US Scots the added merit of making a good rhyme to Caledonia, and thus knitting more closely together both Usonians and Caledonians. (dated 18th June, 1903)

I got one cousin-brother. He dam rich. I speak him for the ten thousand rupees.