Saint Martial was the first bishop of Limoges, circa 250

Freedom has come to Eastern Europe, the Soviet Union has shriveled as a world power, the people of Nicaragua have given Danny Ortega the Order of the Boot, and all because of us and our brave revival of the Red Scare.

No matter how much I brush it, my hair always sticks up.

It will rain fire and brimstone at the end of days.