That doth invert the attest of eyes and ears, / As if these organs had deceptious functions.

If I had been more on the ball I would have asked when he called me.

'Hah! Good Samaritan indeed! Then why hasn't she mercied me all these years I've been begging for her pepper-soup on credit?

Midbie status was shaped not just by the absolute amount of time since the creation of an account, but by the cumulative amount of time spent inworld.