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He sat on the couch all weekend eating chips and doing twelve-ounce curls.

His essay was a word-for-word copy of one on the Internet.

Bestiality or zoophilia—whatever we decide to call it—is one of the most pressing issues for all domesticated animals, […] From the scanty research available, the following picture emerges: the majority of zoos are male, though certainly not all; […]