And as Global English evolves through the twenty-first century, Chinglish will, undoubtedly, continue to have a sizable impact.

Poor Lavinia, jilted two years ago by Piers, the fiancé whose feet had frozen solid just as the invitations were going out and the presents were rolling in. She’d never quite got over it, and whilst not exactly Miss Havisham-esque in her grief, had nevertheless gone into a steep decline.

He is ware inough; he is wilye, and circumſpect for ſtirring vp any ſedition.

I think that bird fancies you. You're in there, mate!