How! the prince is a Jack, a sneak-cup: 'sblood, an / he were here, I would cudgel him like a dog, if he / would say so.

In its more harmless form, fauxtomation is merely a marketing ploy, a way to make pointless products seem cutting-edge.

He bridled her mouth with a silkweed twist.

Webster wants me to caretake his place while they're away.