He praised your cigaret, cursed feebly because his fresh milk tasted sour to him, and quietly went west.

BT shelled out almost £1bn for the Champions League over the same period, while the FA has just brought in around £820m over six seasons for the international rights to the FA Cup alone.

For Muslims, the unfixability of meaning does not indicate an absence of truth, as it does for postmodernists.

What exactly is a fucknozzle? It's his new name! I hereby decree that this fucknozzle be addressed as 'Fucknozzle' everytime he posts on AA.