Once recovered I cowgirled him to a torturously slow climax, having him begging for release as I took him to the edge […]

He has a legal claim over the calf, which is a counter-payment for the bull the other owner slaughtered.

It would be difficult, for example, to imagine a bigger, more obvious subject for comedy than the laughable self-delusion of washed-up celebrities, especially if the washed-up celebrity in question is Adam West, a camp icon who can go toe to toe with William Shatner as the king of winking self-parody.

I learned how to let the clutch out slo-ow-ly so my tractor wouldn't pop a wheely and go hauling over backward.