Defenestration might be an option too. May I recommend Linux?

I am rapidly getting to the point where I shall consider anti-constipation advertisers and germ-fear implanters more dangerous public enemies than Al Capone.

To her fair works did Nature link The human soul that through me ran; And much it grieved my heart to think What man has made of man.

He was unhappy when he was alive, but now he's at peace.