Or maybe, like Stern, you can live-tweet comments about a television show as it is broadcast.

The future mother of his child was not going out and getting laid by some strange dick. He'd tie her to his bed before he let that happen.

I saw this thing on ITV the other week, Said, that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen She's playing with her hair, well regularly, So I reckon I could well be in.

I don't want to gunk up my new shoes, so I'll wear the old ones in the garden.