The future mother of his child was not going out and getting laid by some strange dick. He'd tie her to his bed before he let that happen.

I saw this thing on ITV the other week, Said, that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen She's playing with her hair, well regularly, So I reckon I could well be in.

Or maybe, like Stern, you can live-tweet comments about a television show as it is broadcast.

I don't want to gunk up my new shoes, so I'll wear the old ones in the garden.