He set up two anchor points for his system using articulatory criteria: cardinal vowel 1 was the highest, frontest vowel that one could make without the sound becoming a consonant, and cardinal vowel 5 was the lowest, backest vowel one could produce without pulling the tongue back into the pharynx.

The ivoride, to which we have referred, and which presents a scarcely distinguishable substitute for ivory, gives superior handles, which will not break or crack, nor absorb grease and stains.

[…] surfaces too great to belong to anything right or proper for this earth, and impious with horrible images and hieroglyphs.

But if it becomes clear that despite your best thinking and effort your chair doesn't have the makings of an effective champion, then bide your time and hope your next chair is a more suitable candidate for champion in chief.