If you can't do this then there's fuck all hope for you.

He slighted the plaudits of their theatre, he abhorred their dances and their horse-races, he was abstinent even at a festival, and incorrupt himself, perpetually admonished the dissipated citizens of their impious abandonment of the laws of their country.

Paragraph five deals with (A*)-algebras and contains a proof of a vector-valued variant of Wiener's Tauberian theorem.

The main existence theorems in calculus are the Intermediate Value Theorem, the Extreme Value Theorem, Rolle's Theorem, and the Mean Value Theorem.