Though this was one of the firſt mercantile tranſactions of my life, yet I had no doubt about acquitting myſelf with reputation.

Some windbag. Hell, ain't I seen your kind before? ... Some bag of wind. You're just hot air, that's all.

When good boy Grant suddenly drops good girl Cassidy for Tayla, and everybody feels sorry for Cassidy, before she does the exact same thing to lovable puppy dog Josh by parring him off for newcomer Mich.

The rather too inclusive speech brought down a torrent of vituperation from other quarters upon fair Tess’s unlucky head[…]