German: How are things? Dutchman: Can't complain, how are things with you?

If I have a beautiful singing voice, a pretty face, a high I.Q., an inherited title, or the gift of salesmanship, I shall be stupid to think that the égalitarian state is the safest hedged state for me. I don’t expect the inégalitarian state to deal me a random selection of the cards.

vertically challenged

an intragluteal injection